Each week I write a column for the Australian and another for Northside. Every day I write my radio show. Some of it ends up here.
Privates in Public
Some human physical activity should always be done in private ...
Gridlock In My Brain
A helpful list of mild, forgotten and little used curses and insults. There was a time when even these were offensive and were not to be used in mixed company or upon the stage.
I Now Pronounce Thee Husband and Beast
If there is Man-Flu, there must also be Girl-Flu.
I'm really jealous of Stephen Fry...
Why Not an Adult Naplan?
KIds have to do a test to see if they're functioning. Why not you?
We're all unrool!
I like Harley's and dirty denim vests...
There Will Never Be A Second Sydney Airport...
Remembrance of Biscuits Past
If we can no longer invent new biscuits, what else have we lost?
The Dog Sits On The Tuckerbox...WTF?
Australians Let Us All Rejoice ...
Australia Day, marks the arrival of Captain Don Bradman in the First Fleet of Holden Cars ...
I Have Seen 2012...
Likely trends for the year ahead ...
A Christmas Vidatorial...
No One Likes the Little Drummer Boy
At what birth are drums a good idea?
You're not a real Sydney person until you've been in front of ICAC.
We Are All Going To Live Forever
Harvest Not The Wisdom Of The Ages.
Did you know you can buy a Deepak Chopra notebook full of blank pages...?
You know you've turned fifty when...
New Proverbs for a Post Steam Age.
The early adopter pays the piper.
Is it unreasonable to ask for more reasonableness?
If Tom, Dick and Harry want to get married, what's it got to do with you?
This is the Australia I live in...
David Marr says there is a different Australia out there. I'm with him. And I live there.
The Banana Crisis
Will this Banana crisis ever end??
The National Heritage People List
We need such a list. We need to preserve John Eliot as he is right now...
Space. The Frontier is Final.
The Impossible Dream
We dream no more of the quarter acre block. We dream now of a laundry in a cupboard...
This Namby Pamby PC Gone Mad Do Gooder Nanny State Really Sucks...
There are certain publications that inspire immediate envy. I'm very envious of Adam Mansbach , the author of Go the Fuck to Sleep. It's the greatest praise one writer can give another.