Each week I write a column for the Australian and another for Northside. Every day I write my radio show. Some of it ends up here.
Privates in Public
Posted: 22-Jan-2013
Some human physical activity should always be done in private ...
You
Posted: 22-Nov-2012
Gridlock In My Brain
Posted: 15-Oct-2012
Goodness!
Posted: 03-Oct-2012
A helpful list of mild, forgotten and little used curses and insults. There was a time when even these were offensive and were not to be used in mixed company or upon the stage.
I Now Pronounce Thee Husband and Beast
Posted: 21-Sep-2012
If there is Man-Flu, there must also be Girl-Flu.
Posted: 04-Aug-2012
I'm really jealous of Stephen Fry...
Posted: 13-Jul-2012
Why Not an Adult Naplan?
Posted: 19-May-2012
KIds have to do a test to see if they're functioning. Why not you?
We're all unrool!
Posted: 12-May-2012
I like Harley's and dirty denim vests...
Posted: 06-May-2012
There Will Never Be A Second Sydney Airport...
Posted: 15-Apr-2012
Remembrance of Biscuits Past
Posted: 10-Mar-2012
If we can no longer invent new biscuits, what else have we lost?
The Dog Sits On The Tuckerbox...WTF?
Posted: 26-Jan-2012
Australians Let Us All Rejoice ...
Posted: 24-Jan-2012
Australia Day, marks the arrival of Captain Don Bradman in the First Fleet of Holden Cars ...
I Have Seen 2012...
Posted: 28-Dec-2011
Likely trends for the year ahead ...
A Christmas Vidatorial...
Posted: 16-Dec-2011
No One Likes the Little Drummer Boy
Posted: 08-Dec-2011
At what birth are drums a good idea?
You're not a real Sydney person until you've been in front of ICAC.
Posted: 25-Nov-2011
We Are All Going To Live Forever
Posted: 22-Oct-2011
Harvest Not The Wisdom Of The Ages.
Posted: 15-Oct-2011
Did you know you can buy a Deepak Chopra notebook full of blank pages...?
You know you've turned fifty when...
Posted: 17-Sep-2011
New Proverbs for a Post Steam Age.
Posted: 08-Sep-2011
The early adopter pays the piper.
Is it unreasonable to ask for more reasonableness?
Posted: 28-Aug-2011
If Tom, Dick and Harry want to get married, what's it got to do with you?
Posted: 21-Aug-2011
This is the Australia I live in...
Posted: 15-Aug-2011
David Marr says there is a different Australia out there. I'm with him. And I live there.
The Banana Crisis
Posted: 01-Aug-2011
Will this Banana crisis ever end??
The National Heritage People List
Posted: 22-Jul-2011
We need such a list. We need to preserve John Eliot as he is right now...
Space. The Frontier is Final.
Posted: 15-Jul-2011
The Impossible Dream
Posted: 11-Jul-2011
We dream no more of the quarter acre block. We dream now of a laundry in a cupboard...
Sorry, Nanny
Posted: 08-Jul-2011
This Namby Pamby PC Gone Mad Do Gooder Nanny State Really Sucks...
Bravo Adam!
Posted: 01-Jul-2011
There are certain publications that inspire immediate envy. I'm very envious of Adam Mansbach , the author of Go the Fuck to Sleep. It's the greatest praise one writer can give another.