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Absolute Irrefutable Rules of Life
1. Move to the back of the bus. It’s public transport. If you move to the back of the bus, more public can be transported. 2. Let everyone get off the train before you attempt to get on. 3. Same goes for lifts. 4. Don’t litter. Clean up your own rubbish. 5. In church, don’t sit on the aisle in an empty pew. 6. Keep to the left when walking. 7. No more than two abreast on a footpath. 8. And don’t amble in busy city streets. 9. When wearing a backpack, try to remember you are wearing a backpack. On your back is now a half metre hump. 10. Stay seated until it’s your turn to exit the plane. 11. Don’t crowd the luggage carousel. 12. Cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough. And try using the crook of the arm rather than your hand. 13. Keep your shoes on in the cinema. 14.Refrain from comment during the screening of the film. 15. Turn off phone in all public performance 16. If you are there first, you should get served first. 17. Return your shopping trolley. 18. At service station, use the bowser up the front. After filling car, if doing more than just paying, move car. 19. When buying goods, have payment ready. 20. Music in your headphones should not be audible to anyone else. 21 Pick up the front of a stroller at the bottom of the stairs.
Please add to these and comment. I believe these rules transcend culture, legal systems and religions. They apply to all and there are no exceptions. Punishment includes but is not limited to, a withering look, a resigned shaking of the head, a sarcastic retort, a brief explanation of the transgression to the transgressee.
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